Dear Woman who knocked on my window last night at Schnucks,
Please don't go car to car asking for money. I am willing to bet it's not going to work.
I am sorry you have to drive to Bloomington and you don't have any gas...but I have to ask, why did you drive to Peoria if you knew you were low on funds?
I'm broke too woman, and I for sure don't have any cash that I am just going to hand to you.
So please, don't knock on my window anymore.
What if I were a serial killer?
The world is a scary place lady.
Better yet...what if you were a serial killer...? Good thing I was on the phone.
Love,
Kit.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Dear Dr.Gabor,
Sorry I forgot to do my homework....again. I am not on my game this semester. Senioritis really has got my down. But thanks for letting me make up for it...again. You da best.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Weather,
Okay, I know I write to you a lot. But c'mon. Enough already. The ground needs to dry up and the sun needs to come out, because Jeffrey has some sweet new kicks he has gotta rock. So pretty pretty please change from cold, wet and gloomy into sunny, dry and lovely.
Thank you.
Love,
Kit,
Sorry I forgot to do my homework....again. I am not on my game this semester. Senioritis really has got my down. But thanks for letting me make up for it...again. You da best.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Weather,
Okay, I know I write to you a lot. But c'mon. Enough already. The ground needs to dry up and the sun needs to come out, because Jeffrey has some sweet new kicks he has gotta rock. So pretty pretty please change from cold, wet and gloomy into sunny, dry and lovely.
Thank you.
Love,
Kit,
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Dear Ladies on Bradley's Campus (mostly just Freshman...),
Yes the weather has warmed up. But there is still snow on the ground and it is still a little on the cold side. So please keep the flip flops locked away in your closet until the snow melts and the weather is a consistent temperature. I would hate to see you catch a cold because you wanted to look cute....which brings me to my next point. Why is it so vital that you wear flip flops if you don't even have a nice pedicure? Just throw on your boots and carry on. No one wants to see your pale feet with old chipped away polish from last October. Keep your feet looking lovely or do not show them off.
You will hopefully learn one of these days.
Love,
Kit.
Yes the weather has warmed up. But there is still snow on the ground and it is still a little on the cold side. So please keep the flip flops locked away in your closet until the snow melts and the weather is a consistent temperature. I would hate to see you catch a cold because you wanted to look cute....which brings me to my next point. Why is it so vital that you wear flip flops if you don't even have a nice pedicure? Just throw on your boots and carry on. No one wants to see your pale feet with old chipped away polish from last October. Keep your feet looking lovely or do not show them off.
You will hopefully learn one of these days.
Love,
Kit.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Dear Jerffrey,
I love you SO much!
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love,
Kit
Dear Warmer Weather,
THANK GOD you are here.
I am so glad that the snow is melting.
Can't wait for spring!
Love,
Kit
Dear Love Notes that I have been finding all over my office lately,
I really enjoy you a lot.
Like a lot a lot.
Love,
Kit.
I love you SO much!
Happy Valentine's Day.
Love,
Kit
Dear Warmer Weather,
THANK GOD you are here.
I am so glad that the snow is melting.
Can't wait for spring!
Love,
Kit
Dear Love Notes that I have been finding all over my office lately,
I really enjoy you a lot.
Like a lot a lot.
Love,
Kit.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Dear LA Tan,
Thank you for messing up my account, because of that I have been able to tan for FREE twice this week.
As Jeffrey says, I am getting "crispy" for free.
So this is a very sincere thanks for "comping" my tans...and it's even more awesome because I go in the level 5 bed...which pretty much costs and arm and a leg if I go on any other day but Tuesday.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Dunkin',
I want to apologize, because I feel like I am cheating on you. You know that I love you so much, but this morning I ventured to Starbucks...only because I had a gift card. I promise I will visit you tomorrow before work.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Jeffrey,
Thank you for hiding love notes in my office.
You certainly made my morning.
I love you tons and tons.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Senoritis,
You are fantastic, but fer real...I need to get some work done.
Love,
Kit.
Thank you for messing up my account, because of that I have been able to tan for FREE twice this week.
As Jeffrey says, I am getting "crispy" for free.
So this is a very sincere thanks for "comping" my tans...and it's even more awesome because I go in the level 5 bed...which pretty much costs and arm and a leg if I go on any other day but Tuesday.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Dunkin',
I want to apologize, because I feel like I am cheating on you. You know that I love you so much, but this morning I ventured to Starbucks...only because I had a gift card. I promise I will visit you tomorrow before work.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Jeffrey,
Thank you for hiding love notes in my office.
You certainly made my morning.
I love you tons and tons.
Love,
Kit.
Dear Senoritis,
You are fantastic, but fer real...I need to get some work done.
Love,
Kit.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Dear Super Bowl Sunday,
Because of you I thought it was necessary to EAT all day long.
I ate chili, hamburgers, rotel dip and chips, cookies, and drank a handful of beers.
Pretty sure I will not be able to fit into jeans today, or tomorrow.
So after I finish my coffee I am going to drink tons of water and try to limit what I eat.
After all Sigma Nu's semi formal is this weekend, that means I have to wear a dress...and be skinny.
So sorry Pizza, we will probably not be seeing each other this week.
(Next week though, I promise!)
And all that was on top of all the other j u n k I ate last week due to the snow days.
I am pretty sure I had pizza four times last week...
Skinny here I come!
Love,
Kit
Dear Lovely Nails,
Sorry I was pissed off Friday night and chewed you all off.
I promise I will take you to Lynn and get you all beautiful again.
With out you my fingers are stumpy and I cant type on my phone or pull my hair into a proper pony tail without you guys.
So ASAP you will back to normal and painted a pretty OPI color!
Love,
Kit
Because of you I thought it was necessary to EAT all day long.
I ate chili, hamburgers, rotel dip and chips, cookies, and drank a handful of beers.
Pretty sure I will not be able to fit into jeans today, or tomorrow.
So after I finish my coffee I am going to drink tons of water and try to limit what I eat.
After all Sigma Nu's semi formal is this weekend, that means I have to wear a dress...and be skinny.
So sorry Pizza, we will probably not be seeing each other this week.
(Next week though, I promise!)
And all that was on top of all the other j u n k I ate last week due to the snow days.
I am pretty sure I had pizza four times last week...
Skinny here I come!
Love,
Kit
Dear Lovely Nails,
Sorry I was pissed off Friday night and chewed you all off.
I promise I will take you to Lynn and get you all beautiful again.
With out you my fingers are stumpy and I cant type on my phone or pull my hair into a proper pony tail without you guys.
So ASAP you will back to normal and painted a pretty OPI color!
Love,
Kit
Thursday, February 3, 2011
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